August 16 2018.

I see a white paper sign posted in the window of a building for lease. It’s about Jeff Boss and how the NSA is trying to kill him. What I find most strange is the margins used (the text wraps from the very edges of the pages) and the block font that I do not recognize. Did this conspirator purchase a font for this purpose?

October 22. 2017.

Went to the corner deli to see if they sold lemons. “Do you sell lemons?” The cashier thinks a moment then asks, “yellow, right?” And I left with a 50 cent lemon.